Editorial: The Doctors Of Corpus Christi Trying To Politicize The Courtroom: Dr. Benavides and Cronies Go Too Far!!!

SO I AM LOOKING AT THE CORPUS CHRISTI CALLER TIMES, “ONLINE.” FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW, “ONLINE” MEANS ON THE COMPUTER.

I SEE THREE JUDGES ADVERTISING THERE, THEIR FACES ARE ALL IN A ROW, LIKE AN AD FOR THE THREE STOOGES. A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! THE THREE DECLARE THAT WE SHOULD VOTE FOR THEM, BECAUSE BY VOTING FOR THEM WE ARE VOTING FOR GOOD HEALTH! GOOD IDEA. VOTE FOR JUDGE NELVA GONALES RAMOS AND JUDGE JOSE LONGORIA AND JUDGE NANNETTE HASSETTE AND YOU WILL ENJOY GOOD HEALTH. SIMPLY REMARKABLE. NOT FAIR JUSTICE. NOT EQUALITY IN THE COURTS. THESE JUDGES ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU “GOOD HEALTH.”

SO HOW IS THAT? HOW CAN ONE BELIEVE THAT VOTING FOR A JUDGE WILL CURE MY LUMBAGO? I THOUGHT OF CALLING ONE OF THE JUDGES AND ASKING, “HOW CAN YOU CURE MY LUMBAGO, WHEN MY DOCTOR SUGGESTS A $20,000.00 OPERATION WHICH HE DOUBTS WILL WORK AND MIGHT LEAVE ME PARALYZED?”

THEN I THINK, NO, I BETTER NOT CALL. THEY WILL HAVE THEIR STATE AGENTS COME AND ARREST ME FOR THREATS OR SOMETHING. I THINK THEIR AGENTS CARRY GUNS AND ARE CALLED BAILIFFS.

SO I LOOK AT THE ADVERTISEMENT CLOSER. IT SAYS THAT THE AD IS SUPPORTED BY A “PAC”. “I THOUGHT “PAC” MIGHT BE SHORT FOR “PAC MAN”. BUT IT IS NOT. IT IS SHORT FOR POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE. I SEE IT IS BY THE “DOCTORS OF CORPUS CHRISTI PAC”

I SEE, “I SMELL A SKUNK” I THINK. SO THESE JUDGES. JUDGES WHO YOU AND I PAY ABOUT $180,000.00 PER YEAR OUT OF OUR HARD EARNED WAGES AS CHECKOUT CLERKS, TRUCK DRIVERS, OR AS MY JOB AS A LOWLY PERSON WHO RINGS THE NECKS OF CHICKENS ALL DAY FOR 50 CENTS PER CHICKEN, ARE GETTING TOGETHER WITH THEIR FRIENDS, THE JUDGES. THEN IN SECRET THEY DECIDE THAT, “HEY, WE DOCTORS ARE GIVING THE JUDGES MONEY. AND WE ARE SUPPORTING THESE THREE JUDGES. AND IF IT SO HAPPENS THAT ONE OF US DOCTORS CUTS OFF THE WRONG LEG OF ONE OF THESE LOW CLASS WORKING PEOPLE, AND HE HIRES AN ATTORNEY TO SUE US, WE ARE GOING TO GET YOUR CASE THROWN OUT OF COURT BY ONE OF OUR STOOGE JUDGES, AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH THAT WOODEN LEG ANYWAY YOU LAZY BUM CHARLIE, BECAUSE YOU CAN STAND WITH ONE WOODEN LEG AND WRING NECKS OF CHICKENS.”

AND THEN IF YOU CANNOT SUE THAT DOCTOR, BECAUSE, HE HAS CUT OFF THE WRONG LEG, OR GAVE YOU THE WRONG PRESCRIPTION AND YOU LAY IN BED ALL DAY FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE PARALYZED BECAUSE THE DOCTOR WAS IN A HURRY BECAUSE HE WOULD MISS “T” TIME ON THE GOLF COURSE THEN WE WILL HAVE MORE DOCTORS IN TOWN BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT GET SUED AND THAT IS “GOOD HEALTH.” BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAME DOCTORS WHO MAKE ABOUT $500,000.00 PER YEAR AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE SCUM WHEN THEY PASS BY YOU IN THE HOSPITAL AND WRITE YOU A BILL FOR $250.00 FOR SAYING HELLO IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT AROSE FROM THE TOMB OF HELL.

THANKS DOC. YOU ARE ALL HEART.

AND THE JUDGES? APPARENTLY THESE LEARNED AND REKNOWN JUDGES DO NOT BELIEVE THE LAW APPLIES TO THEM EITHER. WHERE IS THAT LAW? IN THE CODE OF JUDICIAL CONDUCT. WHAT PART OF THE CODES DID THE VIOLATE? CANON 1, “ A JUDGE SHOULD UPHOLD THE INTEGRITY AND INDEPENDENCE OF THE JUDICIARY.” HINT TO OUR JUDGES, IT DOES NOT STATE , “EXCEPT INDEPENDENCE FROM DOCTORS.”

AND CANON 5 STATES JUDGES SHOULD REFRAIN FROM INAPPROPRIATE POLITICAL ACTVITY. OOPS. IT STATES, “A JUDGE OR JUDCIAL CANDIDATE SHALL NOT MAKE PLEDGES OR PROMISES OF CONDUCT IN OFFICE REGARDING . . . SPECIFIC CLASSES OF CASES, SPECIFIC CLASSES OF LITIGANTS . . . . THAT WOULD SUGGEST TO A REASONABLE PERSON THAT THE JUDGE IS PREDISPOSED TO A PROBABLE DECISION IN CASES WITHIN THE SCOPE OF THE PLEDGE.” HINT, IT DOES NOT STATE “EXCEPT FOR PLEDGES TO DOCTORS THAT THEY CANNOT BE SUED.”

AND THERE ARE OTHER VIOLATIONS OF THE CODE OF JUDICIAL AS WELL, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO BORE OTHER CHICKEN NECK RINGERS AND OTHER WORKING PEOLE WITH THE BORING LAWS THAT THE JUDGES ARE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW BUT DO NOT AS THEY LAUGH AND SCORN AT COCKTAIL PARTIES WITH THEIR FRIENDS THE DOCTORS WHO MAKE JOKES ABOUT MY HANDS WHICH ARE SO SORE FROM RINGING CHICKEN NECKS ALL DAY.

AND I CANNOT GET AWAY FROM THESE THREE JUDGES WHO ARE GOING TO KEEP ME HEALTHY BY PREVENTING ME FROM SUING MY DOCTOR WHO CUT OFF MY LEG OR LET MY EYEBALL GO DOWN HIS LABORATORY SINK DRAIN! I SAW THEM DRIVING AROUND IN A LITTLE TRUCK WITH THEIR THREE STOOGES AD ON THE SIDE OF A TRUCK, WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME IN MY 1977 GREEN GREMLIN AUTOMOBILE. BUT I LIE, THE JUDGES WERE NOT DRIVING THE TRUCK, THEY HAD SOME OTHER AGENT ACTING AS A DRIVER; PERHAPS A DOCTOR TO BE OR SOME OTHER POD FROM OUTERSPACE.

WHAT IS THE LESSON OR MORAL TO BE LEARNED FROM ALL OF THIS? WELL THE LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO JUDGES, JUST TO CHICKEN NECK RINGERS. AND IF YOU HAVE TO SUE A DOCTOR, TRY TO MAKE CERTAIN IT IS NOT IN JUDGE HASSETTE’S COURT , OR JUDGE LONGORIA’S COURT OR JUDGE RAMOS’ COURT. IF YOU DO WIND UP IN THEIR COURTS WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SUE A DOCTOR YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.