ELIDA GARZA SHOWN HERE RAGING AT A SCHOOL BOARD MEETING IN ALICE IN FEBRUARY 2009.As I was filing down my nails to write another column I thought of yet another hot button issue in Alice and that is of Elida Garza at a school board meeting. This rabid dog reportedly tried to blast everyone and When the illustrious and well intentioned David Guerrero in his own gentlemanly way told her to sit her old bitch ass down what does she do? ONly in Alice, Texas does she file charges and leave the taxpayers having to pay for a groundless investigation and take up space in their local newspaper. This woman Elida Garza has had an ax to grind with certain school board members for years. Frustrated and postmenopausal she yearn for the days when they could give her a good one and she would be satisfied, but noooooo. As with many people with too much time on their hands she goes after people who do nothing but try to serve the community, manipulate the media and the County Attorney's office and leave countless man hours at Jesusa Sanchez Vera's office to have to deal with politically motivated pressing of charges that will go nowhere. Elida: Please, take some ex-lax, concentrate on reviving your sex life and shut the hell up and quit complaining. Chingao mujer, from a younger woman, perdona me pero ya caya te lo sico and move in. Whew...I feel better. Back to filing my nails, french cut and flawless. If Elida knows how to use a computer and reads this she can also pick up another device and use it to ease the tension, just don't brown out the electricity in Alice. Por Favor.
I am Purahispana, The Scorge of South Texas.
Con su licensia Homero but it is best a woman handle a woman on these issues, Ok?
PURAHISPANA LOVES ALICE. GO COYOTES AND DOWN WITH ELIDA GARZA.
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Damn girl, you sure you are not class of
AHS 1994? You are hardcore!
Damn girl, you sure you are not class of
AHS 1994? You are hardcore!
yes. and I'm just getting started. I was at Thunderroad a time or two back in the day and even when Tejano was really going on when it was the Trashbox..oops I meant Brassfox! hahhaha.
Miha, let me tell you...elida garza has been a pain in the fucking ass in Alice (pardon my French and I will go to confession at St. Joseph's after all this) since time immemorial. You can't get anything done at a school board meeting with her tired ass bitching and complaining about this and that. I was there. I saw David tell her to sit her old ass down in a nice way, and told her figuratively, I will bury you. She gets that and goes crying to APD. Wheres was Danny Bueno to waterboard her and interrogate her? Is there another cell left for her at Guantanamo Bay? Elida needs to shut her old piehole and let Alice move on with its business.
Signed, Vato Loco to Range Street. Vive Rancho Allegre Brothers and Sisters!
Purahispana: You look fucking fine. I tried to blow up your picture to see if I could recognize you. I'm sure the gators at the Brassfox/Trashbox were all over you! "Como te llamos Paloma...."
Elida Garza is getting as much publicity as puddles and don't worry, the Echo never published David's side of the story. Cuellar aint worth a fuck.
Thank goodness the below the belt comment against Guerrero was removed. Now that is gutless. Let's stick to the issues. I want to hear more about it going racial and Elida going nuts on David and David going nuts on Elida. Where in the hell is the assault? Why isn't Elida being put on the carpet for wasting Chucha's time in Alice as the county attorney. Chingao.
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