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HUERTA REPORTEDLY PERMANENTLY DISABLED !
RUNNERS RUNNING SCARED!
LAX SPEAKS OUT!
(Legal Assistant X) just contacted me. Here is a direct quote. His views don't necessarily reflect those of El Delenzor or HOmero Villarreal:
LAX SAYS
" I was almost physically sick to watch the vigil last nite on KTMV from a priest fully dressed and his name flashing on the screen by the name of Eduardo going on and on about Huerta being a healer. Person after person making him up to a be a God. It is blasphemous and everyone is in denial about it. Huerta wanted cases. They are pathetically trying to run his show. the machine is gone and his "legal assistants" are scrambling. Who will knock on doors and force people to sign contracts? Homero, you should post your number and publish the hundreds of stories around South Texas you get about people going to funeral homes, going to scenes of accidents and going to hospitals to solicit the cases. It is like dealing with the Mafia and the Don has had a stroke. All this must end. Thanks for letting me published anonymously." LAX.
Oh! and Blogger X says: Buy this and don't forget to also order Shamwows for 19.99.
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12 comments:
I just saw Bill Edwards blasting people who solicit. This means you Mauricio, Tony and Big Bob DeLeon!!
So long ambulance chasers. Time to go underground.
The Disciple
Stop a moment. Huerta may have had good intentions. Sure he ran cases and used these Big Bob Deleon type goons but what about Celis? Why are you all picking on poor Huerta who is on his deathbed. He did a lot of good and helped a lot of people. Back off Huerta!!
Look, I am sorry for Huerta's family and all that, but who the hell blasphemes and says the Lord made me cut a DVD? What kind of crap is that? Last man who talked to God was a Jewish Carpenter and not a lawyer. My Mexican brothers get your heads out of your culos. It's over. The cult of personality is out for the count.
Heres' the commercial. Reach for the Pepto and don't forget to order Shamwows on TV too while you are at it.
Click this: God has talked to me (whatever):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW9I2-bbyRU
Not to be an asshole, but why didn't they use the DVD to get him out of the stroke and save the money on the rehab. If he was a healer and really spoke to God, then what gives? And do the Shamwows really work?
Wait a minute, is there a DVD for prayers for the Runners so they don't get caught now that Huerta can't protect them? ONly 19.99, order now so that the big Guy upstairs doesn't let you get caught Celis Style running cases! God has told me to run this case from under legitimate lawyers and open up offices in 50 cities without a CEDULA or whatever the hell you call it. LMAO. ONly in South Texas. This place makes the Novelas look tame.
Shamwows do work. Just bought a couple at Walgreens. They are worth every penny. Now I haven't ordered Huerta's DVD but damn, I am tempted. Could be a collectors item.
all of you all are going to burn in hell. Swear to God. He meant well. Back the hell off. Sure it was a little over the top and the whole bringing in the priests as props but man, he was a showman and made a lot of money off some suckers and the injured. Genius. And i vote that the Shamwows suck, by the way.
All of you all are pretty cold. I think I Huerta's DVD rocks and Shamwows work.
Huerta is not 100 percent but he will be. To hell with all of you and what you thought about him. The man was a legend!
To anonymous at 12:19 a.m. : But you forgot to tell us which you prefer and believe in, Shamwows or Huerta's DVD? Which is legit, and in this economy, which is cheaper? LMAO. Relax, you smell like on of his goons.
Well, look, Huerta was the guy at the Carnival who kept promising you that you could knock down the top can with the ball and you would get the Teddy Bear, trouble is, that he was the only one who claimed he could knock down the Teddy Bear but you just had to take his word for it... Religulous!
I think the most hilarious thing I saw on Huerta's show was when someone must have put gum on the DVD button and Huerta like stayed slapping some poor lady's forehead for a day and a night without being healed. Now that was entertainment. You will be missed Albert. Please KTMV no reruns!Get Shamwow as a sponsor is what I say.
I am sickened. How can you put Shamwows in the same category as Huerta? The Shamwow guy doesnt deserve this treatment. LOL.
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